Stick 1-0 in your history books...

If Scousers could read and write, they could stick 1-0 in their history books, that they bleat on about so frequently. In fact, they could stick 1-0, 2-0, 4-1, 1-0, 1-0. Those are the last 5 Premiership results between us. 5-0 to Jose then.

Liverpool started with Freak Crouch on the bench, "No-neck" Bellamy and "Colin Hendry" Kuyt up front, and star-man Mike Riley wearing their black away shirt.

Sissoko, a journeyman player in the mould of Traore, should have been sent off no less than 4 times. An amazing situation unfolded where he was booked for hacking both sets of studs down the back of Maka's legs, and then, within two minutes chopped Frank down in the most blatant, incompetent act of lunacy seen since someone described Rafa Beneathus as a decent manager.

Riley laughs, smiles, jokes around a bit, and then lets everyone else carry on after he realises he would have had to send off the Scouse man. Shameful.

It didn't stop in the second half, when he kicked Ballack, hacked down Robben, and then booted the ball away after a free kick. In the end, the Fat Dago subbed him off, realising even the cheating Mike Riley wouldn't be able to not send him off on the 5th time of asking!

Didier Drogba (always liked him!) scored a proper wonder goal in the end of the first half, which ultimately proved to be the winner. Ballack got sent off with 45 minutes remaining (for stamping on the tosser who shouldn't have even been on the pitch), and we thought Liverpool would be much more of a threat, but even with their 109 squad players, it is evident that they have one man in the team - Gerrard. He does everything, and without him they'd be in the bottom half. He masks the serious problems that these clowns have.

Even with a two man advantage, we outplayed them, winning the ball and making more chances.

After every defeat, Benitez always has an excuse. This time, it was because Gerrard didn't get a penalty when he took a swan dive in the box. Shame. You know what Beneathus? You want to have a look at yourself. Perhaps it has more to do with the fact that you couldn't score against 10 men for 45 minutes you fat fuck...

Nevermind Rafa, there's always next season. Another 53 new players in January should do it...