Ropey Pompey

2-0 final score. An uninspiring match, for both players and fans it seems.

Being the murderous scumbags that we are, a Saturday afternoon match was exactly what we needed, to take a break from "issuing death threats" (on an internet chat site I might add!). This wouldn't be the way to scare a referee, in my opinion.

Surely, the way to do that would be to phone him, or email him. Perhaps, our accusers, The Sun, would be happy enough to give us his details. The Scum has always been a piece of shit rag, and having lost almost a million readers in the last decade, the gravity of the situation is confirmed by The Mirror circulation catching you up! Life must be bad.
The Sun, the last bastion of righteousness surely? No. Remember Urs Meier, the Swiss referee? It was the Sun wot done it, when he received countless attacks after they decided to print his email address and phone number, encouraging England fans to hunt him down. Classy.

Perhaps it's time to issue a Jihad against The Sun. Surely, being a Holy war, you can't say anything about it can you?

Anyway, back to the game. Eidur was superb again, and came on and set up the two goals. Drogba was his usual self. Crap. It's not so bad just being crap, but to come out and blame the fact that you're only 20% fit - after buggering off to the African Nations Cup for 2 months, and playing every minute - stinks. That's why we think you're shit Didier - that and the fact you can't trap a ball, can't pass, can't shoot.