Gooners back "Our Sol"

Sol Campbell storms out of the ground at half time, Wenger says he has mental problems. He's never had a girlfriend, and his mates say he has personal issues to overcome which are unusual. We all know he's a bum-bandit, so Sol, just let it out! Your team mates have come out today and said they are all "right behind you", which, under the circumstances, should please you immensely.

And don't worry about your World Cup being over because of this, it was over months ago!