Fat Dago speaks

"Raffa", "Carra", "Chavvy" and the high-pitched crew have been bleating on again this week about how we're afraid of them. Yeah, well done girls. We're terrified. Terrified of being bored to sleep in the freezing conditions perhaps, but what is there to be afraid of? We humiliated you at Anfield in a 4-1 demolition this season, and you haven't beaten us in the Prem for over two years. And, EVEN if you did beat us, you'd still be closer to the bottom of the table than the top, so scared? Nah, not likely. Bring it on hubcappers, and please, please play the fat useless coke-head up front, we haven't had a really good laugh for ages...