20 points

So we finally doubled the Gooners in the league. 2-0 at the Library yesterday and we're now 20 points clear of them going into Christmas. Hilarious.

Of course, the usual bullshit comes out of the Arsenal gob after a defeat. Make no mistake, they were well beaten, and even the most myopic of them all can't deny that. They can bleat on all they like about how different it could have been if The Rapist's goal had been allowed to stand in the first half, but the harsh reality of it is that if you play stupid tactics, with Henry playing 15 yards offside all the time, expect to be fucked over occasionally. It's not as if he even stands still, or walks back towards play, but he runs at goal! Sometimes, you have to accept that silly French games, like the penalty cock-up, aren't clever at all, they're ridiculous!

Quote of the day though came from their boss. Jose shot off down the tunnel at the end of the game, refusing to shake hands with the bender...When they asked Wenger if they had shaken hands...he replied with his immortal line: "I didn't see it".

The game itself was good. Both sides played well. To our delight Senderos was back to his usual awful self. He should have been yellow carded for the pulling down of Drogba in the first half, and then should have had the second yellow when he lost Robben in the second half and hacked him from behind as he went on towards goal.

The angelic Lauren, pure as the proverbial driven snow, was caught in the chest by Essien, who is now playing with a massive target on his back rather than his number, and went down like his face had just entered a bacon slicer. I reiterate. You are a 6 foot black man. Stop being such a fucking nancy pansy wanker.

The victory was sweetened by the fact the gooner fans celebrated for about 40 minutes before they noticed the offside flag up against Henry. This just cemented how much this game really meant to them.

Robben scored against the wall of silence from the North Bank in the first half, with a great effort off the inside of the post. Joe Cole added the second after half time, after Lauren (girls name, girly player) fell over his hand bag and lost the ball. He almost got the third a few minutes later, but the German Lemon tipped it onto the post.

Arsenal played better than I thought they might, but they were second class from the off. 20 points is a huge difference at this time, and 7 league places! They are a shadow of everything they used to be. We could have scored more. They try to put on a brave face but the mask has fallen and no-one believes a word of it.

Final word for Reyes. "We have a better team, a better squad of players, and a better manager than Chelsea". Yeah. Ok.