Beaten

Dani. A girls name, for a bloke who plays and falls over like a girl. What a fuckwit! Of course its nothing less than we expected from the Paella munchers. Every time an English team plays a Spanish or Italian team, you know that they are going to be complete pansies in comparison and fall about the place like their legs had all the strength of a factory farmed chicken.

The referee didn't help that much, in the second half at least, by falling for every one of their moves. Mugged. Laughable. When anyone tries to say that La Liga or Serie A are better leagues than the Premiership they are seriously having a laugh. It's not even on the same scale, proved in point by the Europeans themselves, who decide before a game that they can't beat you fairly, so resort to girls football.

The team selection was altered from the weekend, obviously with one eye on Manure coming up this Sunday. It shouldn't have mattered, but it did. Boris wasn't having the best of times up front, with no-one else to feed. He missed a one on one chance under pressure, but it was the home team that scored, Dani himself coming off the bench in the middle of the first half to score well.

People talk about a crisis, but its all bollocks really. Still second in the group, and on the bright side, losing last night means we now have the opportunity to knock out the hub cappers in the final game!