Sour Scouse 1 - 4 Chelsea

Rafael BeneathUs has been whining and moaning all week about how Chelsea are scared of Liverpool, how he "has the measure of us" (nil nil draws? desperate defending?) and how great his team are. Its a lot of gobbing off by someone who it could be said could have spent his time better getting his squad full of Alice band wearing pikeys to come up with some sort of plan other than sticking 10 men on the edge of the box, and then lumping the ball down to the 14 foot lanky streak of piss up front.

Well, the time for talking came yesterday and "The fortress Anfield" where the majority of the fans did walk alone yesterday, all the way back to their squats to watch their dismal performance on highlights on stolen satellite dishes.

As it was, we battered them 4-1. More goals conceded at home in a game than anytime in the last 36 years. BeneathUs says that's no problem at all and it doesn't even concern him. Perhaps not mate, but you can bet it will concern the supporting Scallies and your boss!

Steven Gerrard said after the game he wasn't "about to concede the title already". Truth is, they were never in the race anyway! Who said they were? They finished closer to the bottom of the Premiership last season than the top so where did the idea that they might win it come from? Stolen too I suppose.

'Raffa' and 'Stevie' also said they didn't think it was a 4-1 game. What would have been a 4-1 game then Stevie? 6-2? 7-4? 0-0? Genius.

On our side, Drogba was superb. Man of the match, making 3 of the 4 goals. You see, Didier, you big poof, you can do it without throwing yourself about like a pansy, so do it next week, and the week after, and every week from now on and we'll all be chuffed eh?

Special mention to 'Chavvy' Alonso, Harry Kewell, Luis Garcia - you all look like girls!