Chelsea 4-2 Blackburn

Played 11, 31 points. Goals scored 28, goals conceded 6.

Another 2 goals conceded this weekend, both from rare defensive cock-ups. The result never really in doubt.

After Blackburn at Ewood last season, its becoming a bit of a grudge match. Dirty, northern, talentless squad, full of wankers! Savage, Dickov, Neill, Bellamy...And ex-Chelsea muscle-man Mark Hughes in charge, albeit watching the second half from the stands this weekend after being sent from the dugout by the equally wankish Mike Riley.

Drogba, improving every week and looking more like a proper striker, opened the scoring in the 10th minute after Frank Lampard sent in a superb ball from a rebounded corner. Frank then converted a penalty 4 minutes later after John Terry was dragged down in the box, to mark his 157th consecutive Premier league match.

Blackburn players were dropping all over the place, and Riley was being mugged by it every time. He gave them a penalty from a Carvalho challenge, which Craig "No Neck, I'm a Welsh tosser" Bellamy scored. He got his second just before half time when a cock-up at the back between Del Horno and Cech saw him just about slot it in.

After the break, Blackburn did the usual cloggers trick of taking 15 minutes to take every throw in, and at every break in play, 7 of their players would lie down and pretend to need treatment. No problem. When Frank scored the 3rd, they were free to waste as much of their own time as they wanted. Funnily enough, they appeared to be much less injury prone after this.

Frank sent a free kick in which missed everyone and ended up in the bottom corner, for his 100th league goal. This took him to 10 in the Premiership this season, top in the league so far!

Joe Cole finished off the scoring with a deserved deflected effort.

Jimmy up at Boro helped cheer the evening after Totnum and the Arse had drawn earlier, by battering Man Utd into a 4-1 defeat, with the 1 being scored in the last minute of injury time!