Zzzzzzzzz.......

"Matchday 2 in the Champions League". Chelsea faced Wimbledon...oops Liverpool at Anfield.

It's very simple. Drogba is still shit, as has been stated since the day we had the misfortune to sign him. Mind you, we never even got close to entertaining the thought that Peter the Beanpole Crouch might actually be a good signing!

The Chinese have this morning apparently taken a recording of the game to replace their water torture. This, combined with matchsticks under the eyelids is enough to break anyone.