Harry Potter: The Half-wit and the Ponce

It's that wonderful time of the year again when you can get onto a packed commuter train or tube in the morning and find it jammed full of people reading childrens books. Yes, those pathetic tossers who bang on about how great Harry Potter is are blessed with a new volume....The Half-wit and the Ponce.

Wake up and look at yourselves. You're reading fucking kids books. What's next? Dishing out colouring books instead of the Metro?

Besides, if you want to read about fantasy, magic potions and crazy animals, you only need a copy of The Sun.