We've got the Horn

The first signing of the Summer came last night, when the anticipated capture of Spanish international defender Asier del Horno for a fee of 12 million euros (approx £8 million) was completed.

Hopefully, this will put an end to any more garbage about trying to sign Stepney Cole. Then it's just left for Arsenal to pretend to the world that all is happy in the ranks where 3 of their best players tried to engineer their way out of the club at the end of the season as the manager enters his final year at the helm!

The fixture list comes out tomorrow, so we get to plan the season and make the usual noises about "tough run-ins" and "easy starts".