Look out, the Bicycle is out

Faria Alam, the ugly slapper that used to whore herself around the FA hasn't been in the news for a few weeks, so today she has decided to tell everyone who cares (nobody?) the next member of staff who got to ride her around the office.

What a classy bird. Not content with alleging that she "fell in love" with Sven, after only having met him once, for an hour, her somewhat bizarre attempt at gaining fame, or rather notoriety, is to keep telling the public how many pension-collecting aged, grey haired, blazer-donning males she's allowed to do her over the coffee machine.

She now alleges that David Davies, FA Executive Director sexually harassed her. She even goes as far as to say, in her tribunal "[Davies] had a bit of a reputation".
Jaysus...if he has a reputation, what have you got?!

Apparently, she has another court appearance next week. At a recent England match, the crowd chanted "Stand Up, if you've had Faria Alam". She alleges that one bloke who stood up in the back of the stand was lying.