Cup Final Blues

The highlight of the football calendar takes place tomorrow, sadly in Wales, but you can't have everything. Arsenal take on Man USA to see which of the two teams will end up with nothing for the season.

Make sure you're watching between 2pm and 2:30pm, and look up into the sky above Cardiff; You might see something that will tell you who the real winners are this season!



Chelsea are playing an exhibition match this morning in Seoul, against Suwon Bluewings, as part of the new sponsorship deal with Samsung. Once this is over, it's time for everyone to leave on their holiday and relax in time for the pre-season training, which will probably start in about 2 weeks time!

The silly season has already begun, and it would take hours to acknowledge every player we get linked with. Amusingly, Eto'o is the latest name being thrown around again. Not a chance. He's the original Barcelona "Monkey of shit" who threatened to quit football if we won the Champions League. He's the sort of player we could do without thanks. Adriano is the one for us! The Eto'o thing is just a smoke screen, to keep the real targets secret.

Rumour does have it that we have almost completed the signing of Athletico Bilbao's Del Horno! The World's best namd left-back. A good young player, which gives an insight into the whole Colegate saga, which concluded yesterday - verdict to be returned within the month!