Eddie Barnett: Imbecile

AGAIN and again and again, The Chelsea box office manage to make the simplest tasks appear an impossibility. Eddie, the northern buffoon that runs it moans about nobody realising how hard it is to sell tickets, the hapless Jax posts statements on the website that are ambiguous in the extreme, with an 8-year old's grasp of the English language.
The fact is, every other club manages, and cinemas and arenas the world over sell more tickets, more often to more people than Eddie has to, without the trouble.

This time, 6 days before we play Bayern Munich, in Munich, they decide anyone wanting their ticket needs to jump up from their desk, leave their place of work and rush to the box office to purchase one. And you only have until 4pm tomorrow to get it! Superb. Very nice for the people who don't live around the corner, or anyone who dosn't have the ability to drop what they're doing and run off to the box office whenever they feel like it.

When you get there, you also get the pleasure of being told to "like it or fuck it" by Eddie. What a nice guy.

Sort yourselves out Chelsea. It is NOT a difficult job. So stop making it one.