Boring, Boring Uefa...

The "titanic battle" between the grey blazers at Uefa and Chelsea struggles on and on.

There hasn't been a more boring, non-story that has dragged on for ages since....well since the Ashley Cole saga. The question behind it all is not who saw who where with whom...it's Who cares?

Failing to turn up to a press conference, or coming out 90 seconds late is "bringing the game into disrepute". Jesus, the comedy of the situation! Uefa are, and always have been power hungry, but this whole situation is pathetic and incredibly boring. Let's just get it over with. Do what you want Uefa, but do it quickly.

There is no title race to write about in the UK press, so this sort of crap is what the hacks-come-judges have to run with, and the sanctimonious garbage they are repeating in column after column at the moment is some of the worst we've had to endure as British punters.

It takes no skill to be a sports hack. The ridiculous ramblings of Henry Winter, who seems to think he's a 19th century poet are laughable. The most humorous part of the whole situation is watching them crawl so far up the Chelsea arse when they want in, and then they disappear and gob off about how points should be deducted, fans should be burned or the club should be demoted to the Rymans League, for the outrageous crimes we've committed!
No doubt, when the title winners' press conference goes ahead, the same mis-fits who never made it as a real journo will be there, all smiles, wanting in again, with the old classic "It's only business Roman".

Remember boys, it's a long way down, when you fall off that high horse you've clambered onto.